Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Improper use of a third-person singular simple present indicative form of go, and the Ollivum that loves it.


GOES <--- click the link, lest you regret it later.

Based on THIS...
found HERE

Friday, December 04, 2009

this is what I am posting

Spidey Sense is sensing dislocated knee.
The Bubbering Idiot.
It might be a Revello...in which case the superhero pictured here is of diminished intellect.
Best video game ever made.
astuteness can be a sin.
I don't know what the heck is up with this guy. In some religions, being a priest is by human election or human choice. In the case of anthropomorphic canines, it is not entirely clear what the requirements are, other than that of being armless.
*An interesting side note, brought up in my visit to Wikipedia on the topic of armless canines depicted in religious garb: Stewart Elliott Guthrie theorizes in his book Faces in the Clouds: A New Theory of Religion, that all religions are anthropomorphisms that originate due to the brain's tendency to detect the presence of other humans in natural phenomena. Were that tendency not the case, perhaps we would never have Bugs Bunny, or Porky Pig. Interesting.
**I have not read "Faces in the Clouds" and probably never will. I have read Spider-Man comics many times however.

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

more of the same. again. But a bit different.

from the sketchbook...

First up we have a feline having the unfortunate task of passing a brick thru it's bowels. Not even a well drawn brick, either.

I don't know what's going on with this dame (below). Not much. She is waiting for her bustline to grow I wager. Or, she is happy with who she is! Yes, that's funnier!
This is Ollivum. Dooping.
I decided to draw Ren and Stimpy again for the first time since it was originally on the air. Something...bad...happened to Ren's face however.
And of course, Hagar the Horrible. As he's never been seen.
I would actually not like to see Hagar ever treated this way in any sort of animation or what have you. It's bothersome. Now if they could render him in lifelike CG, now THAT would be far worse.
I prefer him as animated in this beer commercial, just like ol' Dik Browne would do. His voice here frightens me though; it's always jarring hearing a character speak when you have only read their words and thus formulated their voice in your own Neural Net.

Monday, November 09, 2009

no matter…


Tuesday, October 27, 2009

What Once Was Not

Found amongst some of my refuse...a mere storyboard panel that had been edited out from the "Ed,Edd n' Eddy" episode 'Tinker Ed' in the storyboard stage. In the episode, Jimmy finds out that his beloved fairy tales are not real...he goes into a deep depression and whathaveyou...but the REAL story is that of Rolf's, whom becomes paranoid that everyone is out to get his backpack of baloney. Like a prairie mouse eating her young  when a feral cat looms near, Rolf eventually succumbs and eats the
plethora of meat to protect it from harm.

It was at this point in the original storyboard that the now gorged Rolf began seeing magical creatures before him. All that is left of his delusions is this panel:


I recall there being something more to it, but this is all that exists now. The rest has been recycled long ago; perhaps the very 2-ply you used today.





check out http://www.edtropolis.com/ for a further in-depth synopsis of Ed, Edd n' Eddy episodes...(also where I grabbed these screen grabs-thanks Kit!) Or, you could always watch the episode in question...OR, type in "Ed, Edd n'Eddy" over at youtube to see bizarre re-edits that will make your eyeballs question their existence.


Monday, October 19, 2009

KERPLOP

A dark shade of lipstick is this guys preference. As are the funner, classic bow ties. Neckties are so drab. As is underwear.

Lil' Buttsniff relishes in the fact that he's a dog. Not so much that he looks like one mind you...the nomadic Mr.Raccoon Wanderlust is compelled to travel. Ever since he lost his medical license he's been wandering all over North America; his longest pause being when he sired 3 kids in Darwin, Minnesota whilst attending the annual 'Twine Ball Days'.



I don't know what's going on here.

Friday, October 09, 2009

BOMB GIRL debut

Another shirt. Why, you might ask yourself, does this woman have lodged in her cheek a bomb? A classic cartoon bomb no doubt, like Boris Badenov would use in a ploy to rid the world of a pesky moose and rodent.

The answer, unsurprisingly, is 'I don't know'.

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Speaking of Boris, when I was a child, I ran away from home once because I wanted to watch 'Rocky and Bullwinkle' but it seems some organized sports were on and I was outvoted.
Speaking of watching television, Gimme a Break was amazing. Nell Carter was the best...R.I.P. Nell...

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