...and now this...

A more dramatic approach

Speaks for itself...(though it doesn't say much)... click on it to biggify it! You might regret it!!

A tisket, a tasket

The skeletal and muscular structure of the office worker pictured here must be very strong to hold up that giant head. For the head, you see, is made not of styrofoam or rice-cake...it's composed almost entirely of...I dunno, cement? cast iron? Christmas bundt cake? What's funny here? BAH - I can't think of anything even remotely clever at this time.
And this other guy...ahhh who cares...

SKETCHBOOKERY

More from the sketchbook --- smatterings of the same ol' same ol' EXCEPT for a breakthrough character: MOO-ARHEA! Certainly this character will go on to bigger and better things: comics, animation, and the Louvre. Unless of course he doesn't. What with no udder MOO-ARHEA is clearly a male, though the eye yearns to see an udder 'neath those back legs, doesn't it? An interesting phenomenon that.

I suppose the robot on this other page can be construed to be Optimus Prime now that I think about it. Not the new incarnation with the effeminate hourglass figure but the old clunky one from the glorious 80's
...aw man my nerd is showing...

the girl with the deformed pupil

The girl's pupil certainly isn't terribly deformed. Certainly she can use it for all sorts of seeing. And it's deformity is only visible on close inspection...she is of course also missing irises, an affliction that caused no end of ridicule in her pubescence.

One should note: She is not heiling Hitler, nor is she hailing a cab. Methinks she is simply showing off her extremely long fingers. So long in fact that she is able to scratch her brain through her nostrils when it is itchy. Why it gets itchy I don't know.

A Couple Chicks COMIC PAGE

Here is page one of the yet unfinished "Couple Chicks" comic...with INKS by the talented Christine Li, whom I work with at aka cartoon. We also collaborated on a couple of Ed, Edd n' Eddy stories for DC's Cartoon Network Block Party. Sadly at this time there isn't another in the pipeline. I have yet to add the dialogue; I have yet to write the dialogue...though in the thumbnail version there are some preliminary thoughts as to what it might be.

I don't know if I like the thumbnail version better or not, but here it is for comparison's sake. I do prefer the staging in panel 3 of the thumbnails now that I look at it. Gosh darn it, if that ain't a bag of buttertarts in a coal miner's pantaloons if I ever did encounter one.

what the?!

ANOTHER USELESS POST MOST LIKELY NOT WORTH YOUR TIME BUT SINCE YOU ARE HERE YOU MAY AS WELL LOOK AT IT, DON'T YOU THINK?


The above image, entitled "HANNA MONTANA" is a social commentary on the way young 'uns are force fed televised pablum from the day they are introduced to the world. Actually it's not really that...it's me being inspired by BASIL WOLVERTON and doing very little about it...
check him out if you have not done so in the past

MONTHLY POST

My frequency of posts appears to be consistently monthly. As if once a month I shed some sort of (creative?) lining and let flow another unspectacular post. This one is no exception. Unspectacular to the highest (lowest?) degree. More sketches...






...or maybe they're doodles...I suppose they're not terribly sketchy...

GETTING INTO YOUR PANTS

Lest the title fool you, GETTING INTO YOUR PANTS is a book about a "simple, no-duh, weight-loss, body-best strategy that actually works – for life!" I haven't personally used the strategy, what with my addiction to PEPSI-COLA and penchant for slothenly habits, but rather illustrated it. Dr.Leslie Van Romer (chiropractor, weight loss cheerleader, and feel-good-about-you motivational health speaker) authored it. Check it out HERE...   

Never before in my professional life have I had the opportunity to draw a girl getting her pants ripped off by her own sisters; though I'm certain during pubescence I drew girls getting their pants ripped off by someone or something...ahh youth...anyways, it was a fun experience... these are just a couple of the illustrations from the book. The dog in his naked form didn't make print however ~ he ending up wearing a suit. 

sketches...(again?!)

...and nothing to say about them either.